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Evidence left at the scene of the crime where the biggest tomato on the plant has disappeared. Looking at you, deer.

@grumpy
Lifehack: plant persimmon tree somewhere near the garden. Deer will see the tomato, head towards garden and then be unable to keep itself from the persimmon tree, forgetting about your tomato. It worked in my daydream anyway.

@Tay0 That's a great idea! It was really my fault for leaving the gate open. But I'm grateful they at least didn't munch the plants to the roots this time.

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